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He's gonna be too sleepy to fight Dracula
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That's not Turkey, it's a porkchop according to the original Castlevania manual.
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Is it a turkey leg or a pork chop?
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His family must have to take turns punching him during his thanksgiving dinner.
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“He’s literally me.”
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That's not turkey. Show me a turkey with those kinds of bones. That's a lambchop and I'll die on this hill
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*wall turkey The best kind of turkey
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Nothing beats seconds at Uncle Vlad's with a side heaping of wall plaster and asbestos.
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No way. Please tell me this isn't true. So disappointing,I thought he was better than that
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