BREAKING: Apes Escaped

Officials were shocked this morning to discover that all of the apes had broken free from their habitats and escaped.

Jul 1, 2022 · 9:00 PM UTC

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cyanflower · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:12 PM UTC

cyanflower @shiannohana

1 Jul 2022

this is the most brilliant news article I've ever seen

Bam Bam Rouble · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:08 PM UTC

Bam Bam Rouble @FredFlextone

1 Jul 2022

I know a guy.

Erich · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:13 PM UTC

Erich @RichardDarem

1 Jul 2022

GIF

PokeMooney · Jul 2, 2022 · 5:09 AM UTC

PokeMooney @PokeMooney

2 Jul 2022

Carrasquillo Chris · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:42 PM UTC

Carrasquillo Chris @Carrasquillo009

1 Jul 2022

Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:00 PM UTC

Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @Possmom

1 Jul 2022

All my apes, gone

Razhen · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:00 PM UTC

Razhen @Razhen6

1 Jul 2022

FUCK

Shini BlackRose ===》 Sakura-con 2023 · Jul 1, 2022 · 9:00 PM UTC

Shini BlackRose ===》 Sakura-con 2023 @ShiniBlackRose

1 Jul 2022

That little shit