Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades

Omicron has struck blows to several industries, including the crude Mountain Dew market, which has seen prices skyrocket to their highest.

Jun 20, 2022 · 9:00 PM UTC

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McGuirk · Jul 1, 2022 · 3:21 PM UTC

McGuirk @TheCoachMcGuirk

1 Jul 2022

I should have never closed my shale Mt dew fracking company

Max Woolf · Jun 20, 2022 · 9:01 PM UTC

Max Woolf @minimaxir

20 Jun 2022

it's pee

McMan · Jun 20, 2022 · 9:24 PM UTC

McMan @McMan777

20 Jun 2022

Brawndo?

LLL GiganteGabᶜʳᵛᵍ 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 · Jun 20, 2022 · 9:01 PM UTC

LLL GiganteGabᶜʳᵛᵍ 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @gigantegabWR

20 Jun 2022

What about 70% Mountain Dew?

Bee O'Problem http://cohost.org/BeeOProblem · Jun 20, 2022 · 11:43 PM UTC

Bee O'Problem http://cohost.org/BeeOProblem @ds2001man

20 Jun 2022

Man these energy prices are getting out of control