Not a big fan of Mountain Dew

It's all because of an artificial shortage. Crude Dew is so abundant, but they're slowing the rate at which it is collected to keep the price of Doritos artificially high. It takes two gallons of Crude Dew to produce one snack-sized bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

I miss Mountain Dew 😭

Is it also Nickelodeon Goo?

Oh no, how will gamers survive without their Toxic sludge

During this Dew spike Gamers had to resort to harvesting their own Dew. Morning Dew they call it.

This is how Slurm will corner and dominate the market

We need to stop drilling our mountains

Mountain Dew drinkers are the highest they've been in decades. Thanks Joe Biden