what should we do when we hit 300k followers

Jun 19, 2022 · 10:13 PM UTC

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Fire 50% of the staff like most big companies do.
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Change your name to SSD and piss everyone off
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What if you just deleted the account
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Steal one of your own jokes back from Elon.
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Commission a 2-D platformer starring a character similar to but legally distinct from Elon Musk.
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Have Elon Musk write an article and see if it’s funny enough he would steal the headline and post it
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