God Responds to Prayer From Person Alive in the 1200s With “Oops! Just Saw This!”

God responded to a medieval peasant’s prayer pleading for him to relieve her son of typhoid fever with “Oops! Just saw this!”

Jun 13, 2022 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Bexe · Jun 13, 2022 · 5:32 PM UTC

Bexe @bexexexe

13 Jun 2022

the resurrection took three days because god forgot he was still logged into the terminal as jesus

CyricZ @ MAGFest 2024! · Jun 13, 2022 · 5:03 PM UTC

CyricZ @ MAGFest 2024! @CyricZ42

13 Jun 2022

The biblical "left on read".

Mido · Jun 13, 2022 · 5:06 PM UTC

Mido @MidoCounters

13 Jun 2022

This is the best part 😂.

Alpha Decay Male 🚀 MCFC 🚀 F² · Jun 13, 2022 · 5:02 PM UTC

Alpha Decay Male 🚀 MCFC 🚀 F² @YeenEnjoyer

13 Jun 2022

we truly are created in his image

BannedFromBuffets · Jun 13, 2022 · 5:01 PM UTC

BannedFromBuffets @BuffetBanned

13 Jun 2022

"New phone, who dis?"