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Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ

Mashiro Sakurai finally announced that fan favorite character Captain Falcon gets his powers from his strong faith in Jesus Christ. 

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When he tries a little bit of Islam and Hinduism.
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Mario is obviously a non-observant cultural catholic. Prays maybe once a year when he’s on his last life in world 8, all the while wondering if he really believes it or if he’s just trying to please his mama somehow.
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At least Kirbo cares.
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Have you heard the good news of Poyo? Kirby cares about your everlasting soul.
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Sega does what Nintendon't
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Italians aren't allowed to do Christian stuff any more unfortunately
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This is the only news site with a comment section of people who deserve to live
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But he’s Italian
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