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Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ

Mashiro Sakurai finally announced that fan favorite character Captain Falcon gets his powers from his strong faith in Jesus Christ. 

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What about gay Christian stuff?
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Mario would be Catholic since he’s an Italian-American, duh!
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mario is canonically muslim
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Obviously, he’s Catholic.
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I'm pretty sure the bible says something about entering pipes being a sin
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