Yeah, not his MO. Jumping feet first on his enemies heads is how Mario dispatches his victims.

Even if Young Metro don’t trust ‘em he doesn’t have the guts to do so

Weaponry such as that is dull Mario goes for the more unconventional methods of defeating his opponents 🔥

False, he's killed before, he'll do it again.

Mario curbstombs goombas like it's nothing, I doubt he would hesitate to bust a few caps

yeah but who else remembers mario's reaction to seeing Boswer burn to death in new super mario bros?

Do goombas not die? Do they just get reborn, only to die once more? The mario universe is a cycle of pain and misery, on a fundamental level things only exist to die and be reborn. The physics of the mario universe are designed for suffering.

i want it to happen

Guns: bad. Stomping on people's heads and throwing fireballs and turtle shells: Good.

Mario would be a conscientious objector