Elon pulls out of deal when he realizes buying silly bird app for the memes is prohibitively expensive and that he already got all the social media endorphins he's ever gonna get from it. Turns out internet points from weird nerds ain't worth much in US dollars.

@elonmusk dude

He has 8 kids he never pulls out

seeing how many people are clammering for him to get twitter i guess it would indeed make bad press to back out from the deal and dissapoint said people

Elon looking like Count Olaf 💀

Why does he have a simpsons lip

Media pitch: Geoff Keighley claims responsibility for companies using pride month marketing as a part of his newly established Summer Gay Fest

I dont think this is real

I’m sure this news will disappoint Trump. He’s been saving all of his unsent tweets this entire time on Post-It notes tactically stored under his tie.