Replying to @HardDriveMag
Look. If I can’t send out my waillord in the middle of town there’s a problem.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Parody articles like this frustrate me. I want to enjoy it but they get so much wrong about both the lore and the REAL WORLD PLACES that a lot of pokemon areas are based on. For one thing, Sootopolis is in a DORMANT volcano. (1/)
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I’ve been trying to find a Chansey in Crystal and having to drag my ass aaaaallll the way to the other side of Fuchsia City to get to the Pokémon center. Or cut a fucking bush to get to the mart.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Never! More Ferris wheels!
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
As far as I'm concerned, Castelia city is far better laid out than any city in the US.
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Shhhhhhh they have entire walkable/bike-able countries safe enough for a 10 year old. They’re doing light years better than us
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the local sports arena NEEDS 12 roller coasters
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