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I read the whole thing from start to finish in Kevan Brighting's voice in my head. It's 1000 times better.

Elon offers to buy toilet he pooped in in the first grade

Give it a week, he'll try and buy them just like he did Twitter.

The Musk is insecurity personified. The very fact that one of the richest men has to engage personally with every criticism of him, tells a sordid story. You can take a man out of the fear, but not the fear out of the man.

king

Y'all are legendary.

Elon in 5 years time tbh

You're on a roll guys 😂