I think he should just pay more money than you and start renting out wherever you try to throw this show at.

If only Elon showed up would that be a record showing for the show? Can't imagine anyone showing that isn't being paid.

He will probably try and pull a Peter Theil with his billions (cough) cause you made him cry.

Why the hell would he. You've shown yourself to be arrogant and narcisistic and flat out stupid.

He will, claim he didn't go. Then when everyone shows evidence that he did, he'll just say it wasn't very good.

cover all banners of harddrivemag with banners of his favourite insect-titled """satire""" site to lure him in and then drop them, publicly roasting him

Elon is the smartest person on planet earth and he is literally saving humankind. He works 14 hours a day 7 days a week making the world a better place. This is obviously a political hit piece.

Doesn't look like it.