Disney acquires Microsoft, makes Halo TV Series canon, makes everything else not canon

@nc_villan @foote_long_ we're good

yes i know Hard Drive is satire (clearing that up) but the show wasn't all that terrible, it was just a terrible Halo show, if it was called Spaceman and girl shooty kill or something there wouldn't be so much hate around it.

Great now the fan boys that got upset the 117 lost his virginity before they did can relax.

That's how I tread all franchises. Nice of Microsoft to back me up.

It wasn’t canon to begin with sooooooo this joke ain’t cutting it, Chief.

I kind of figured that out by the time I saw his ass cheeks on my screen

It was actually pre-confirmed to not be Canon before the show dropped. Should have realized the show was going to suck then.

Go in to watch a story about John "One One Seven" Halo, the Master Chief leave with a story about John "Not A Virgin" John, the Master Cheeks

"it’s a relief to know that the events taking place in it don’t matter to the story of Master Chief or the Halo franchise at large, which I have also hated since 2012.” fucking lol