RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made

I awoke in a cold sweat this morning wondering how I would feed the merciless content grinder that we have hitched our family's livelihoods to.

May 15, 2022 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Kirbo · May 15, 2022 · 5:19 PM UTC

Kirbo @Pizzaheadnascar

15 May 2022

Wtf

Titty lover · May 15, 2022 · 1:00 PM UTC

Titty lover @vozahlaas_

15 May 2022

How long is it?? What is the girth???

SmugDampe · May 15, 2022 · 1:07 PM UTC

SmugDampe @SmugDampe

15 May 2022

A good read, thank you Mark

The Bored Card · May 15, 2022 · 3:24 PM UTC

The Bored Card @theboredcard

15 May 2022

When you realize his dick looks like a big green warp pipe it really gives every Mario game a new perspective, and added replayability.

tomtee · May 15, 2022 · 3:51 PM UTC

tomtee @tomtee_

15 May 2022

this is better than most ign articles

SutNucker 𒉭 · May 15, 2022 · 1:39 PM UTC

SutNucker 𒉭 @SutNucker

15 May 2022

If I click this link and it's not Mario's dick with a funny mustache for pubes, that would be a huge waste of time. Next time, buddy.

𝚅𝚒𝚗𝚒 · May 15, 2022 · 1:03 PM UTC

𝚅𝚒𝚗𝚒 @tosuntore

15 May 2022

@Scot_o_planes

lunareclipse2401 · Jun 6, 2022 · 10:28 PM UTC

lunareclipse2401 @LE_2401

6 Jun 2022

only a real fan would know that Mario reproduces via mitosis