You're right, this did upset me. 10/10, top tier reporting.

fun fact: the passage of time waits for nobody, the SNES was 14 when the DS came out, the DS is now 17. If one was to consider the SNES retro at the time of the DS's release then the DS now is retro and the rest of the seventh generation along with it.

you can hook up a PS3 to a CRT with Composite cable thus retro

The PS3 is retro People can't seem to accept that we refer to retro as time.... Yeah PS3 graphics in a lot of games still look good when compared to certain current releases... But homies you gotta look at a calendar... You were calling SEGA Genesis Retro when you bought a PS3

ps3 fans when people call the ps3 retro due to the progression of technology and how old the tech is

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people on their way to post that gif of snake becoming old

I don't think anything after PS1 can be considered retro because they dont have a distinct "style". PS1 had the SotN pixel art + FF7/VF blocky 3D + jpg background style with muffled audio. N64 had Mario64 likes, and SFC obviously had Mode-7.