It doesn't need SEGA to confirm real hedgehogs don't run as fast as Sonic. Biologists knows this for a very long time.

Echidna’s do fly tho

Okay but what if you paint it blue?

Idk, I believe in them.

revisionist propaganda

Yet

aw man, that sucks though hedgehogs ran at the speed of sound man

Hedgehogs are real?

That seals the deal. I am no longer an Sonic fan. I’ve been a fan since 2006 and a game owner since 2008. I officially will not be purchasing my next Sonic game nor will I watch any movies ever again. SEGA is officially the worst company in history.

Well thank fucking god I wouldn't be able to catch my hedgehogs then