This is Miyamoto. After consulting with Chris-san, my partner at Illumination on the Super Mario Bros. film, we decided to delete the movie. It is too scary. We had to turn on the lights to watch it and Chris hid under the covers. No file of the film exists. My deepest apologies.

Apr 26, 2022 · 1:23 AM UTC

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This is what they saw (probably)
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Looks like someone has deciphered the actual message behind that tweet. The world is safe from being FESTOONED by the HORROR.......for now.
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But I want to be scared what are we talking about
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is this real? getting harder and harder to tell these days. brilliant satire if it isn’t real. but no one can be sure.
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It was back to the drawing board once they realized the original model wasn’t quite working
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Shoot all the underpaid animators just to be safe and to make sure they don't make it again.
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Wait Chris -chan
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The lost levels
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