"it's'a all about'a me!" shut the fuck up

I can't imagine being around this asshole avery day "Woohoo!" "Letsa Go!" "Mamma Mia!"

Method acting as a plumber is no joke.

Him and Luigi don’t even talk anymore.

Yeah it's reportedly been on shrooms multiple times on set

He slaughtered so many koopas not knowing they were actors

Well he does keep showing up drunk with John Leguizamo

Did he use the "mario voice" against hecklers?

His rider is to have first pick of craft services. There was a story about him making extras wait 3 hours while he ate soup with a fork. Monster