Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards, he will be delaying the…

Apr 26, 2022 · 1:13 AM UTC

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Matt · Apr 26, 2022 · 3:25 AM UTC

Matt @Dragoon_ARC

26 Apr 2022

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El Bush · Apr 26, 2022 · 4:13 AM UTC

El Bush @bush_el

26 Apr 2022

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warm mother hen but like also a raptor · Apr 26, 2022 · 3:52 AM UTC

warm mother hen but like also a raptor @afeatheredQuill

26 Apr 2022

Y'all ain't heard of edging?

호리 · Apr 26, 2022 · 1:19 AM UTC

호리 @Holystea

26 Apr 2022

edging for 3 more years and another plataform

🦇Hot screeches in your area🦇 · Apr 26, 2022 · 1:16 AM UTC

🦇Hot screeches in your area🦇 @SkreechyScreech

26 Apr 2022

Miyamoto edging was not something I ever expected to think about.

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aress · Apr 26, 2022 · 1:15 AM UTC

aress @kingattolis

26 Apr 2022

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if this tweet left my social circle im very sorry · Apr 26, 2022 · 1:14 AM UTC

if this tweet left my social circle im very sorry @EarthboundCause

26 Apr 2022

thx for the picture

Aristocrat of Greed 🇺🇸 Stand with 🇮🇱 🔞 · Apr 26, 2022 · 1:33 PM UTC

Aristocrat of Greed 🇺🇸 Stand with 🇮🇱 🔞 @rational_egoist

26 Apr 2022

Your jokes are the lamest things ever.