Nintendo Confirms the Ones You Can’t Go Down are Shit Pipes

Nintendo released a disturbing clarification today, confirming that all the pipes in Mario games that you can't travel through are filled with shit.

Apr 16, 2022 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Samantha J. Foster Composer · Apr 16, 2022 · 1:01 PM UTC

@sjfostersound

16 Apr 2022

Lol

Luke Miller · Apr 16, 2022 · 1:03 PM UTC

Luke Miller @LukeWMiller

16 Apr 2022

It should actually be the opposite. Sewer pipes work by gravity, and are not always pressurized. Water pipes would be filled with pressurized liquid.

Aleksi | PUYO GANG · Apr 16, 2022 · 1:29 PM UTC

Aleksi | PUYO GANG @Taukk2D

16 Apr 2022

This is clearly why all the 3d mario games are superior to 2d

helix · Apr 17, 2022 · 12:29 AM UTC

helix @itshelixxx

17 Apr 2022

nintendo confirms that you finna catch this ratio

ChrisPrattMario · Apr 16, 2022 · 4:55 PM UTC

ChrisPrattMario @ChrisPrattMario

16 Apr 2022

chris pratt mario knows the shit pipes all to well 😞

Andrew Quar-Hunte-ined · Apr 16, 2022 · 7:25 PM UTC

Andrew Quar-Hunte-ined @secretbranch98

16 Apr 2022

he's been in the mario universe the whole time, we just didn't know

Carneasadafryz · Apr 17, 2022 · 9:59 AM UTC

Carneasadafryz @carneasadafryz

17 Apr 2022

They only work in Germany apparently