Lies, all you need is to swing the sword in a figure 8 above the rat - you know, when they attack by wiggling and squeaking 50cm from your feet. Just keep swinging until they, with a final squeak, flip on their backs in a small pool of blood. Then search their fur for gold.

Bad rats

Can't decide whether I should respond with a reference to Daggerfall or a reference to Jojo

Unsurprising when you think about it, but who would ever think about it?

From someone who plays a lot of Dark Souls… I am not surprised

Marshall has no moral compass, he is a rat.