I am assuming you read the title of an article saying they are going to shut it down and just made some assumptions but the 3ds eshop has not been taken down just yet.

They are full on mental LMAO

Hey kid, sttttahp all tha downloadin

Yes every article on that site is a joke post; that's the point

Can confirm. I was the ROM.

The shop doesn't go down in May though. -The option to add money with a credit or debit card ends in May. -The option to add money with an eshop card on 3ds or wiiu ends in August. -If you have your switch linked though you can still add money until the shop goes down next...

Can confirm, I was the mouse.

uhh they aren't going to be shut down untill March next year

I know good and damn well you didn’t just use a bitmoji