oh lord

"Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023" *The 101.64 million households across the world in 2023*

At least we got emulators (':

Someone edit this scene with a Wii

Y'know, I hate myself for being kinda gullible when seeing this. It took me a minute to realize that Nintendo couldn't possibly do this unless they physically built the Wii with a self destruct feature. But then it would've just been discovered.

"welp, time to play some rhythm heaven feav-"

Nintendo on 2023 after seeing me at my house playing Wii sports because of nice memories with my perfectly functional wii

Every Retirement Home on 2023, March 31st, 11:59, EST.

I really don’t want that to happen because I have a Wii and if it explodes it will surly kill me so I am worried about that? Is this even happening?

Me with my collection of Wiis I didn't survive