i pre-loaded elden ring and instead got 5 copies of tommy wisseau's the room installed onto my ps5

I knew it. These companies have no shame. It's like they just review every big game with 10/10 scores. I'm definitely going to stop buying games as soon as i get bored of them because this is ridiculous.

I'm glad I'm a reader of The Hard Drive, the only publication with integrity.

I haven't played it but it's the best game I've yet to play in my life so far.

I do wonder how many of those have beat the final boss or just decided "it's really good, I'm not good enough though" after 50hrs lol

I know its satire but I'm always somewhat suspicious when anything receives THIS amount of universal hype and praise with no critique.

Those two quotes got me hard

The fact that people don't get that hard drive is satire journalism lmfao

Please tell me the game is terrible, I'd love it if the game was terrible! Would probably be the nail in the coffin of Modern Games since they're always terrible nowadays 🤣