A woman at the parking lot came up to me and asked me to write a game review in exchange of sex. Being a man of integrity, I vehemently refused her offer. Anyway, Elden Ring is a great game, 10/10.

Thank you for report the most credible game news on the internet, shame on you fromsoft

you'd think they would give that money to Fromsoft so they could just make the game good instead, but nooooooo

From Software using their hidden trillion dollar stash to buy out reviews...

Fun fact, the game is just a blank notepad file

Cannot trust any review given by individuals or critics that are given the game for free.

Yes, it looks that way. Not worthy of 10/10. The list of negative points about the game is very long.

every journalist has a price

Shameless. I thought FromSoft was above this kinda thing? I guess not.

Can’t wait to cash in that FAT check from Bandai Namco 💸💸