Thank you for making me spit my water as I was scrolling Twitter! XD

Holy shit this was a great read LMAO

Maybe he can use his passive, "Generational Wealth" and the colorless card "Foux Progressiveness" to quickly destroy the "Racial and Sexual Equally" field spell to promote his "Populist Recessive Lawmaker" from his deck by comboing it with the "Fear of the Other" spell card.

He's got enough mana amounts, he just got color screwed

i like to play red myself :3

Melanin = mana in this case.