Replying to @HardDriveMag
A real dad would have called the Switch a Nintendo
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Jokes on you, my Dad would just look at me gagging from the taste and go "Guess we're not doing that again, are we?"
Replying to @HardDriveMag
I always tuck a cart in my lip so I can suck it all day like it's dip
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I lick any new cartridge I get, it's a weird habit.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I'll fucking do it, don't try me on that, 'Dad', if that even is your real name