Replying to @HardDriveMag
(( Stick with your parents Crash. PlayStation made you who you are today. ))
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Wait but Crash is a fictional character, how dose he choose? Do they just put an actual Bandicoot in the Middle and see what happens?
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"Crash, Spyro... You're going to go live with Microsoft" *Crash and Spyro get taken to a dilapidated house, littered with the corpses of dead IPs*
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Bandicoot has existential crisis.
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If he’s anything like Portillo, I don’t see this going well for @GameOverGreggy. Cc:@gankstrr
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I'll say I'm gonna cut Crash in half and give each company one half and then Phil Spencer will stop me with teary eyes and offer him to PlayStation instead. That's when I'll show my Shi'a wisdom and offer Crash to Xbox because they obviously love him more. @allahliker
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There is only one way this can end In the ring between two Xbox and PlayStation employees.
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k but what if he picks nintendo then what
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