Floridians walk by alligators that people in other states are terrified of, and we introduced pythons for extra spice. Meanwhile there's brain eating amoebas in the rivers. And, of course, there's Florida man. Our state is the final level of America not counting the Alaska DLC

Seems a bit low given the mobs in other Florida zones.

Fuck I guess I gotta grind before going then

please make one bad headline im begging you