Same type of people who never left the starting planet in No Man’s Sky

Take a page from Inception and have the characters go a layer deeper by starting a D&D game in the tavern.

My character is a raging alcoholic and doesn’t make it past the tavern either

That's the kinda dm that rolls for a trap for EVERY 5 foot square to cause that.

Overly cautious DM. Have an occupant knock over a candle in their sleep, start a small fire, and mobilize the team to either flee if they’re complete Trouts or team build in putting out the fire, saving the minor noble who clumsily started the fire(pays the party), etc

They have to eventually hit last call, right?

Im surprised by now he hasnt just nuked the tavern killing everyone