Perfect timing for this article to be released. @Kotaku

Here's an idea: learn the difference between video games and reality.

lol

"...or else I’m going to have to pull out all the stops and use my final political tactic: closing my eyes and pretending nothing bad is happening.” Don't forget the undeserved smugness and apathy when someone suggests a solution! Damn centrists...

based

The indirect SeQuel to Goat Simulator the amply titled 'Pig Simulator' has fried up quite a furore with local Sherrif...

Good read,

they don't miss

I love door kickers! Can’t believe they made violent and deadly police raids real?!

Read the articles man 😭