The absence of the phrase “Toothy Maw” in an article about eating a sandwich is truly a travesty.

This might be my favorite one yet. If someone could just get Marisha to do a live read of it, it’d be perfect.

this had me giggling throughout. thank u naomi!

@LordVoxxi @Wholesome_Dream

@kerzii_x 😂

@matthewmercer you’ve made it

How many times did the word 'entity' get used? :D

This reminds me of one time I was drunk and ordering chips, the person making the order asked if I wanted salt and vinegar, at which point I replied 'Drown it, drown it in vinegar, and loads of salt, I want the chips to use the salt as little life rafts in a sea of vinegar.'

lucky guy