You do realize that if @matthewmercer actually does do that level of narrative description of a sandwich, someone who owns a restaurant will add the "Mercer" to their menu and print the entire description therein. This could become a reality.

If only they had spelled decadent correctly "decedent wafting of.."

This is freaking HILARIOUS! I was halfway expecting a debate with the oil guy on the proper pronunciation of "ichor". Well done! I haven't laughed this hard all year! 😏

I imagine him standing and eating it while swooshing his arms, but also making monster sounds and neck movements with each bite.

Obsessed that they used Matt Mercer's character from @dimension20show's Pirates of Leviathan!!!

Amazing article. 9/nein

I laughed so hard at this I woke my partner up

@samriegel should just have the cast perform this article for the next ad read. No notes.

Once he was finished the waiter could smell the sandwich. His description was that good

You can tell that this photo is fake. His Hair isn't blowing in a source less wind