because Matt Damon doesn't actually say anything real in that crypto ad, you can make the url at the end whatever you want and it still makes the exact same amount of sense

Jan 3, 2022 · 8:11 PM UTC

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Matt Damon demands that you read this article hard-drive.net/nintendo-conf…

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi is uncircumcised. The remarks were…

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This actually make a great Casino ad.
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He sells the hell out of it though!
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Masterpiece of glittering generalities for psyop awards. Mark Watney doesn't realize it is a warning to elon. I would be the usual target audience, but I know Cylons run these mining colonies. I create value by replacing my Ð with an $, and HODL until I need to $ into a ₿
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It's like they called him up and said 'Matt - Do you know much about Crypto?' and he said 'No but I can do some ....' and they just interrupted him and said 'No no come as you are.'
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"People like you and me."
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Well, now I wanna take this and put lemonparty at the end.
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It’s a shitty pic of a monkey Matt it ain’t that deep
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It’ll be a great ad for the new extra spicy Cheetos mac and cheese.
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@save_video
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This stupid crypto ad plays every time I go see a movie and I absolutely hate it
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