because Matt Damon doesn't actually say anything real in that crypto ad, you can make the url at the end whatever you want and it still makes the exact same amount of sense

Jan 3, 2022 · 8:11 PM UTC

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Investing in crypto is exactly like exploring a new world or planet but without leaving you iPhone. So brave.
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Whaaat?! Brave ppl in this video. For what, exactly? If u say crytpocurrency Im gonna scream. Ppl are losing everything on gambling on scams/pyramid scheme type things. Plus the electricity it takes 2 mine it is hurdling us into a Mars like existence sooner than later.
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So Walugi has a wizard hat instead of a helmet... so what? LOL... as the evil henchmen of Kim Jong Il said so eloquently in Team America, "Matt Damon"
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Why is that man sitting up? That is not how you operate the 1903 Flier!
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Professional Pretender tells me to invest in Pretend Money. Will pretend to care.
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Love the suggestion that space exploration is old hat compared to proving you spent $400k on a picture of a primate in a bolo tie.
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I'm not convinced they actually told Matt Damon what this was going to be an ad for.
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Now, to use the blockchain cost crypto, and in those days, crypto had pictures of apes on 'em. "Gimme five apes for a Shiba inu," you'd say.
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That's one of the fakest ads I've seen in my life. Fitting for a fake type of currency that only lives in people's fantasies.
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