because Matt Damon doesn't actually say anything real in that crypto ad, you can make the url at the end whatever you want and it still makes the exact same amount of sense

Jan 3, 2022 · 8:11 PM UTC

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Matt Damon demands that you read this article hard-drive.net/nintendo-conf…

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi is uncircumcised. The remarks were…

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I love that ad, so little is said, but so much is shown to create a mood. Too bad the product is useless, and the reason why people hate crypto in the first place
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I can be the same kind of "mere mortal" as Matt? That would be sweet.
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I like it. Get over yourself
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Remember kids, people trading ugly monkey pictures and using ransomware to get crypto ransoms are on the same tier as the astronauts, mountain climbers, and 16th century explorers.
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ngl idk why this random guy is comparing anything to stuff like making planes🙄. the true innovators are daily fortnite and among us mega-youtubers.
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You got a version of this without the URL? Would love to give it a spin.
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@hrishisolunke @murtazacol @imightbesomeone i don't know if web3 is the future, but a lot of people are going to lose so so so much money over the hype
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I was hoping for zombo.com
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Thats...that's not even the correct saying. No one says fortune favors the brave.
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