When I first saw shenmue 3 I GENUINELY thought it was footage of a ps2 game. I know that doesn't make a game, but holy fuck it's ugly

Didn’t know Hard Drive wrote article about @OrdinaryGamers lol

I feel called out

Guys after the first 5 hours it really picks up honest

He must first catch 10 chickens, Then acquire 20k worth of booze... Then come back tomorrow

@Senatorskvan omg you

I'm a Shenmue fan and I actively tell my friends to NOT get into it.

I tried everything, even "Oh you think the option to pet animals in games is 'poggers'? Well wait until I introduce you to the game that invented that!" and nothing. They are unworthy and don't deserve Shenmue.