NGL I feel this.

Despondent Website Has Tried Everything to Get His Twitter Followers to Click the Article Link.

PSA: if you want to support parody sites such as this one, it’s critical to actually click the link for ad revenue. K thx bi

@Nabmatic why are they dragging you

I feel personally attacked

You don't have to write articles. The headlines are funny enough. Bet you have poor clickthrough because we all laugh immediately and don't read further. We imagine the article ourselves and laugh at it the instant we see the headline. This is some kind of catch22.

"At press time, Hull has given up on his friends playing Shenmue and instead just told them to play Yakuza 0 instead." Called it.