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"Local article is misinterpreted as an actual news report"

if this is satire, then what's irony?

i thought this was satire

You rang?

Yeah with that attitude

I thought the "I thought this was satire" comments were satire

Hard Drive is struggling with The Onion Effect (tm), it seems - The realization that satire websites may no longer be satirical

- Confucius