Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that Mario villain Dry Bones is…

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The Booty Deer · Dec 9, 2021 · 3:10 PM UTC

The Booty Deer @ohDeardeardeer

9 Dec 2021

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Don’t Koopas have cloaca’s???

albinotwix · Dec 10, 2021 · 2:31 AM UTC

albinotwix @albinotwix

10 Dec 2021

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He don’t have nothin tho

+bjrofkrd · Dec 9, 2021 · 1:50 AM UTC

+bjrofkrd @bjrofkrd

9 Dec 2021

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obligatory

Matt · Dec 9, 2021 · 4:23 PM UTC

Matt @HerpDerpTheMage

9 Dec 2021

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Not to be outdone, JK Rowling posts to Twitter that every character in her famous Harry Potter series is canonically uncircumcised, even the women. No one is sure when the last time she had her medication was.

M. Atef · Dec 9, 2021 · 12:11 PM UTC

M. Atef @moe_atf

9 Dec 2021

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Take that liberals. Wait.

Gov. Emilia Sinner 🎃❄🔆 · Dec 8, 2021 · 8:24 PM UTC

Gov. Emilia Sinner 🎃❄🔆 @Sinners4Emily

8 Dec 2021

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i wonder what his bone penis looks like

xlirt · Dec 9, 2021 · 1:22 AM UTC

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9 Dec 2021

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