I don't get this one

Breaking up with me cliché. *ping*

I fall for these every. damn. time.. Carry on.

“It’s just historically inaccurate since we’ve enjoyed each other’s company for years and she’s never complained about me before. I guess I have to assume that those conversations just took place off screen somewhere!” made me laugh more than i should've

scene does not contain a lap dance

"It's not you it's me" "Ugh 🙄 like I've never heard that overly done line before"