Hard Drive · Nov 27, 2021 · 2:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Nov 27, 2021 · 2:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

27 Nov 2021

343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum hard-drive.net/343-refuses-t…

343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum

343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chief’s armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking off the space marine.

Nov 27, 2021 · 2:00 PM UTC

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狐 · Nov 27, 2021 · 9:59 PM UTC

狐 @goldraven623

27 Nov 2021

God should have never made humanity

Dave Shanahan · Nov 28, 2021 · 3:42 AM UTC

Dave Shanahan @Dav3Shanahan

28 Nov 2021

I can't stop laughing

Taffit! (nookexp.bsky.social) 🍃+🎮 · Nov 28, 2021 · 3:24 AM UTC

Taffit! (nookexp.bsky.social) 🍃+🎮 @tanookexp

28 Nov 2021

I sincerely wish this article didn't exist...

Sam West · Nov 28, 2021 · 9:28 AM UTC

Sam West @TallShowSW

28 Nov 2021

Cheeky Toss · Nov 28, 2021 · 11:18 AM UTC

Cheeky Toss @CheekyToss

28 Nov 2021

The suit sends it to me in the mail 😩

BigMacTheFatCat · Nov 28, 2021 · 3:49 AM UTC

BigMacTheFatCat @bigmacthefatcat

28 Nov 2021

The internet is truly a strange place.

Faceless · Nov 27, 2021 · 2:40 PM UTC

Faceless @FacelessFragger

27 Nov 2021

The answer is in The Library, do your research

Gifyanki · Dec 4, 2021 · 6:04 AM UTC

Gifyanki @smith_49

4 Dec 2021

GIF

Davies · Nov 27, 2021 · 5:17 PM UTC

Davies @DavidO_46

27 Nov 2021

Masterchief is the original coomer.