343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum

343 Industries have refused to reveal what Master Chief’s armor does with all the semen it collects from jerking off the space marine.

Nov 27, 2021 · 2:00 PM UTC

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🔥📚 Lit Hound 🐺🔥 · Nov 27, 2021 · 4:07 PM UTC

🔥📚 Lit Hound 🐺🔥 @LesboDogGenda

27 Nov 2021

Thas just the suit grease

HunterComics🆖 · Nov 27, 2021 · 7:50 PM UTC

HunterComics🆖 @Hunter40333010

27 Nov 2021

It took me way to long to realize your a satire news company

GuilloTeen Vogue · Nov 27, 2021 · 9:14 PM UTC

GuilloTeen Vogue @leftistbeard

27 Nov 2021

🎭 Robert 🎭 #BidensLaptopMatters 🍊 · Nov 27, 2021 · 8:22 PM UTC

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27 Nov 2021