Is he gonna sing?

“We’re gonna traumatize a whole new crop of kids with this one”

I’m, like, 90% sure this is a joke, but…

FFS!

Perfect casting

I love this quote: “I can’t help but think that fleshing out the most traumatizing moment of entertainment from a lot of people’s lives is nothing but a cynical cash grab, but then again, they’re making this thing with or without me, so pew pew!”

Reprising his roll from Kong: Skull Island he will decapitate the beloved ruminant with a razor-sharp Katana.

You see, I’d actually watch this

This is literally a real thing they would make I almost thought it was real until I saw the account

God I hope it’s written by Vince Gilligan