Bill retreats to his garden to seek refuge like it’s a remote island

he installed gentoo

Cyrosleep is much better.

This makes me so sad actually. I only put the Pokémon I train up to level 100 in my PC. I can't imagine losing all those little guys :(

That's why I only trust Bebe and Amanita

I know this is satire and just for laughs, but I couldn't help but think this a good metaphor for the importance of, like, digital conservation when so much stuff is access-limited to specific platforms that could be abandoned or go under at any time. But still, yes, I know:

He deleted the C drive.

GODDAMIT BILL!

Bill got way to into bitcoin