-- Sony does what Nintendon't. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape_Es…

-- Editor: It's 2021, put Mark back in the dang ball.

clearly the writer of this article doesn’t know about the war crimes

The ball seems to grant the monkeys a sort of god-like power, as seen in Monkey Ball 2's story mode.

My brain reads your headlines in the "Quiplash Narrator" voice. Sorry I made you read that.

No.

That is the reward for beating any difficulty in SMB1,2 and DX, you get a little cutscene with them popping out of the balls. Various party games in the series also don't have them in balls. Nice try Hard Drive, but your jokes have been destroyed by my vast Monkey Ball knowledge.

did... I write this?

they tried that once