"A delayed orgasm is eventually good, but a rushed orgasm is forever bad."
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what the actual fuck
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We're laughing now, but wait about six years for this to inspire a bizarre hit Nintendo game.
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"WHEN EIGHT BREATHES HAVE BEEN SPENT IT IS THEN THAT THE WEAK SHALL RECEIVE SALVATION .... OR DEATH...." Shigeru Miyamoto
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He hates when porn has a story.