@discreetfrogass

Why you think Ankha had to open her Only Fans?

I've never done any of those to Hazel and she still wants to move away monthly. All I've ever done was convert the island to a Roman Castra and then leave for 2 years, my heart is broken! Rowan, on the other hand, was officially evicted and yet still squats here. FUCK OFF ROWAN

Well I feel bad for this randoass villager

It is so easy to have only the villagers you want, too, like, there's no need to put on such a show; it is not the little piece of code's fault so many people suck at the easiest game on the market 😭

So fucked up cuz Ursula is one of my OG villagers and I never thought she was ugly until I checked online :-(