Stupid idiot coulda got a sword or something 🤦🏽‍♂️

That dog knows sometimes sentimentality trumps utility when it comes to items.

My dog can carry up to three socks in one go. He's very multi-faceted. (Disclaimer: He fortunately never eats them. He just likes stealing them and placing them in different locations. It's the reason why I rarely have matching socks.)

A fully leveled dog can inventory at least a seven stack of frisbees though.

That ain’t a waste. Could have been a stick.

I support his choice.

Finally, the good ending

What a good boy

At least it ain't a band-aid